Monday, March 4, 2013

Envy

ketchup with us
#13

I wrote this for Mel and Michele’s Ketchup With Us, where we are to write up to 57 words about someone’s shoes we would like to walk in for a day.

Since I am pretty content in my life, I had some difficulty identifying someone I’d like to replace for a day, so I wrote this from the perspective of a character that is envious of another’s situation and wished he could “fill those shoes”.   This is absolutely not about me, I swear on a stack of bibles!
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I wonder if he’s gotten some off her already. Yeah, I guess he’s licking her all over right now.  And I miss the way she’d stroke me real good. Damn, I bet he’s gotten into her pants by now. I knew I screwed up when I peed on those pants. Off to the pound I went!

Your comments are appreciated.
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8 comments:

  1. According to Mags...March 4, 2013 at 1:49 PM

    You peed on someone's pants?!?

    Haha! Great job. Your entries are always so much fun!

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    1. lumdog2012March 4, 2013 at 1:58 PM

      I only pee on someone's pants when I'm excited. But this wasn't about me. Thanks Mel.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 5, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    I was glad to see the word "pound" in there, LD. :)

    You know I always appreciate the uniques takes on these prompts. Always. Great job. Thanks for linking up!

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    1. lumdog2012March 5, 2013 at 5:46 PM

      Thanks Michele. Taking inspiration from you, I tried to write the most dumb ass thing I could think of. I hope it wasnt too over the top! ;)

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  3. BettyRants41March 5, 2013 at 4:37 PM

    Hilarious!!!

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  4. AngelwithatwistMarch 7, 2013 at 10:38 AM

    BWhahhaha.. poor little furbaby. Tell him I got room for him, I seem to attract all the 'special' furbabies.. http://singedwingangelspad.com

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  5. Kbar3March 7, 2013 at 5:20 PM

    Too funny!

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