Let's face it. Advice is overrated: obvious and unnecessary. Don't smoke. "Duh". Don't text and drive. "Yeah, thanks Dad; tell me something I can use, like how to get in that girl's pants."
I wrote this for the week 62 Trifextra Writing Challenge where we are to write exactly 33 words of advice. I didn't actually follow the rules since I couldn't think about anything useful I would say, which is pretty much what I think about most advice.
Your comments are appreciated.